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So things have changed a bit at home even in just the past few days.

Miguel left this morning for MA.   Miguel was good times.  He had alot of good one liners like “Vives solo un tiempo”, “pinta la ciudad rojo”, etc.

Before he left, Stella, Neri, Miguel, Carla, and I drove to the next pueblo over to see the celebration for Ash Wednesday.

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Fruit display guarded by a loaf of bread with a head

Fruit display guarded by a loaf of bread with a head

10 Commandments scene

10 Commandments scene

And of course we had to get a snack too.  I forget the name of this, but it is made of fried plantain and is covered wth condensed milk, honey, or chocolate.  It is in the same family as fried dough... definitely carnival food.

And of course we had to get a snack too. I forget the name of this, but it is made of fried plantain and is covered wth condensed milk, honey, or chocolate. It is in the same family as fried dough... definite carnival food.

And we got a new member of the family.  Her name is Muñeca (doll).   Stella got her from her cousin.   Huesito was getting really jeleous when everybody was paying so much attention to the bird.   Stella´s new favorite way to play with Huesito is to hold her buttondown sweater like she´s holding a bird and talking to it and chirping… Huesito gets all jeleous and starts wimpering…

Muñeca

Muñeca

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgHRkUtvOFs[/youtube]And I figured I`d toss this in just for fun.  Sorry but you`re gonna have to turn your head for this one.

I`ve come to the conclusion that Huesito needs his own TV show.  It doesn´t have to be long, I think 5 minutes every morning would be enough to get you going in the morning.

So this Sunday Ana Lucia (the real one) invited me to her house because her family was having a suprise birthday party for her great aunt.  Her aunt was turning 87.

Great aunt - bottom left

Great aunt - bottom left

It was really cool, there were about 30+ people waiting, and when her aunt came through the front door we blasted music and started clapping and cheering.  Her aunt started crying (in a good way).

After having tons of food and cake (de tres leches – incredible), I went for a ride with Ana Lucia to “get the mariachis”.  I figured that we were going to pick them up and give them a ride.

¿Que?

¿Que?

These guys are the real deal - read the sign

These guys are the real deal - read the sign

So turns out we were headed to “La Plazuela de Mariachis” (Plaza of Mariachis).   The entire side of the street was full of mariachis just hanging around waiting for a job… wow, only in Guatemala (and maybe Mexico).

After some heavy negotiating on Ana Lucia´s part, we returned to the house (followed by a van full of mariachis) to suprise Ana Lucia´s great aunt for a second time.

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Her great aunt being lead into the party room.  She was happy, she cried again…

And of course there was dancing...

And of course there was dancing...

Ana Lucia´s father dancing with the birthday girl

Ana Lucia´s father dancing with the birthday girl

Rock n´roll mariachi

Rock n´roll mariachi

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So work proved to be a bit too crazy for the time being.  It wasn´t possible to do Spanish classes and to work in Guatemala city at the same time.  Tono and I both felt that once my Spanish is better I will be more effective in the office.   I also feel like Spanish classes will have a bigger payoff in the longrun anyways. 

I just met with Stella`s friend Aura.  She´s a private tutor.  She`s been a teacher for 20 years here.  And after a bit of negotiation she´s quite a bit cheaper than school too.  We start class tomorrow…

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So last weekend was a very good reminder that I still have a long way to go with Spanish.

There are a few things that one must know before I tell the story.   There are 2 families involved in this story:  (1) Ana Lucia`s family and (2) Otto`s family.  Ana Lucia is the daughter of a friend of Marti`s.   She`s offered to show me around a bit.  The other important thing to know here is that my Spanish is exponentially worse when I`m on the phone (especially because there`s always a car or a motorcycle driving right next to your ear)…

So that being said…  Last weekend I was taking some site construction photos in Tono`s house.  I recieved a call from an unrecognized number, answered the call, and was told “Hola, soy Lucia”.  I said hi and said I was sorry for not calling her back during the week, I had been very busy with work in Guatemala City.  “I`m here with my family (followed by a few unrecognizable sentences in Spanish)  Do you want to meet for lunch? (more cryptic Spanish) ok, see you in 20 minutes, Adios”.  I was basically done with what I had to do so I figured it`d be good to meet for lunch.  After a little walking, I realized that I didn`t know exactly where the restaurant was so I called back Lucia.  Her mother answered.  I began talking to her and then randomly saw Daniel, a kid from the office.  I told Lucia`s mother that I`d just met my friend and that I`d call her back in a minute.  I talked to Daniel for a minute, said goodbye, and then called back Lucia`s mother.  After alot of repeating and talking really slowly, her mother was able to communicate what the name of the restaurant was, what it looked like, and what street it was on.  She said that they would meet me at the front door.

I went to the restaurant and waited outside.  While I was waiting, I saw some of Otto`s family walking down the street.  It was Robert, his parents, his wife Chinita, and their daughter Silvia Lucia.  I waved and they came over to talk.   I was really suprised to see them and asked them what they were doing in Antigua.  They said that they had just seen a show and asked if I was hungry.  I said thank you but I had just spoken to a friend of mine and was waiting for her, we were going to eat lunch.  They said “ok, next weekend then”.  I said ok and that it was good to see them.  I then got back to waiting.  After waiting for a good 20 – 30 minutes, I called back Lucia`s mother.  I wanted to make sure that I was waiting in the right place.  “We`re on our way back to Guatemala (followed by lots of Spanish) your friend (Spanish) lunch (Spanish) party at Marti`s next weekend (Spanish).  Completely confused, I said “ok, well sorry we couldn´t meet up this time, next time”.  “Ok” Lucia`s mother said “Adios”.

So at this point I was totally confused and a bit annoyed that Lucia`s family had taken off without giving me a call.  After wandering around and thinking really hard for about 20 minutes I came to the conclusion that maybe there weren`t two families involved, maybe there was only one…

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So the family has changed a bit.  Henry has since gone back to Canada.  I am now staying with Miguel (Mike) and Russ and Judy.

Neri and Miguel

Neri and Miguel

Miguel is from Western Massachussets.  He is down here to scope out plots of land where he can build his future house.  He has sold his house in Mass and is planning to move down here for good in November.  He´ll be down here for about three weeks.  He´s my roomate now.  His Spanish is pretty good and his vocabulary is way bigger than mine… we are pretty good about only speaking to eachother in Spanish.

Russ and Judy just arrived the other day.  They are from Kentucky and are here to study Spanish for a month.  They have many Hispanic friends and want to be able to communicate with them better.  Russ has been studing by himself for about a year or so…

Huesito rocking his warm weather gear

Huesito rocking his warm weather gear

Magical fruit that came streight out of some Nintendo game.  They grow on trees with the big seed part facing downwards.  EVERYBODY has eaten a part of this fruit many times in their life.  Take a stab at what it is, you won´t get it.  It´s not a pepper...

Magical fruit that came streight out of some obscure Nintendo game. They grow on trees with the big seed part facing downwards. EVERYBODY has eaten a part of this fruit many times in their life. Take a stab at what it is, you won´t get it... and it´s not a pepper...

Russ and I were very amazed by this mysterious fruit.  Stella is in the foreground answering Judy´s questions about it.

Russ and I were amazed by this mysterious fruit. Stella is in the foreground answering Judy´s questions about it.

categories: School, Work
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So I´m not going to Spanish school anymore.  This is not by choice but by necessity.  Since I am working for Tono in Guatemala city,  I do not get back until 5:30 or so and am usually more or less exhausted from the camioneta experience.  I usually just get home, eat dinner, and chat it up with Stella and family…

So I am speaking Spanish in the office, but I still need to speak in English from time to time when things are important (more often than not they usually are).

Hopefully, if I can work more in Antigua, I wil be able to get a tutor (usually cheaper than school and most also work in the schools anyways)

So on Wednesday I went on a field trip through the school.  It was to a neighboring pueblo named San Mateo.  We were visiting a very small elementry school that supported itself by demostrating how to make tortillas and other typical Guatemalan food to tourists. 

We met in the park near my house a little before 8:00 to wait for our ride.  We were going to take a camionete (bus), but in typical Guatemalan fashion, we ended up taking a peekop (pickup)

Everybody in (all 10 of you)

Everybody in (all 10 of you... seriously)

 The ride was great and ended up taking about a half an hour or so.  We ended up doing pretty well.  In all we had 10 people.  Luckily, the truck was an extended cab, so we were able to fit quite a few people inside.   We weren´t so lucky on the way back and had to cram 12 people (including 2 local farmers).

When we got there we went on a hike around the town.  The landscape was beautiful.

San Mateo

San Mateo

Local construction

Local construction

Wind

Wind

Carrying water.  This is a daily climb of probably .5 miles each way

Carrying water. This is a daily climb of probably .5 miles (each way)

The niña with the Spongebob Squarepants backpack has spanish that is far superior than my own

I quickly came to the conclusion that the niña with the Spongebob Squarepants backpack has spanish that is far superior (in comparison to my own)

 After hiking it was time to eat…

Grinding the corn for the tortillas

Grinding the corn for the tortillas

Rolling the dough

Rolling the dough

Yes

Yes

Pipian, pollo, arroz, y tortilla

Pipian, pollo, arroz, y tortilla

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So the other night I met up with Rodalfo´s friend Carlos.  He was with 2 guys from France who have been couch-surfing across Central America for 3 months.   They had been staying with him for a few days and he wanted to show them Antigua. 

We basically just hung out at their hostel and spoke bastardized Spanish (everybody except Carlos).   Spanish was the only language that all 4 of us knew.  The other two could speak pretty well, but it was a bit hard to understand since they were speaking with a serious accent.  We ate jail food (pasta, stale cookies, and artificial fruit punch).

The two French kids (whose names I don´t remember) started talking about a recently invented language called Esperanto.  According to them, it is supposed to be the up and coming international language since it so easy to learn by design.  Carlos then started talking about a “language” that he called “pirate language” which is basically like the pig-latin of spanish except it´s more complex.   He could speak it perfectly… and it sounds crazy. 

Jail food and artificial fruit punch

Jail food and artificial fruit punch

categories: Family Life, School
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So I have decided to contribute to Carla and Faviola´s college fund. 

Since Stella corrects me about 3 times per sentence, she suggested that I need some sort of motivation for catching my mistakes before they happen.  She proposed that I put 25 quetzale centivos (about 3 cents US) into some sort of piggy bank every time she catches me make the same mistake. 

Lovely

Lovely

After searching for a few minutes, she returned with this little gem… a bank para niňas. 

She suggested that I get a lock for it… because pretty soon this things gonna be loaded.

And how practical, it even has a handle so that I can carry it around with me.

So the partying did not end with the wedding.  On Sunday, Marti, Carlos and I, along with the majority (it seems, but I have a feeling this is not the case) of Otto´s family went to Marti´s sisters house for a party.  This included massive amounts of food, fireworks, and alot of questions for the gringo… 

Marti lighting the cake.  She is a pro, note her gameface

Marti lighting the cake. She is a pro at this kind of thing, note her gameface

Milton is the one with the camera

Milton is the one with the camera and Olga is the woman to the left of him. She is hilarious.