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So this Sunday Ana Lucia (the real one) invited me to her house because her family was having a suprise birthday party for her great aunt.  Her aunt was turning 87.

Great aunt - bottom left

Great aunt - bottom left

It was really cool, there were about 30+ people waiting, and when her aunt came through the front door we blasted music and started clapping and cheering.  Her aunt started crying (in a good way).

After having tons of food and cake (de tres leches – incredible), I went for a ride with Ana Lucia to “get the mariachis”.  I figured that we were going to pick them up and give them a ride.

¿Que?

¿Que?

These guys are the real deal - read the sign

These guys are the real deal - read the sign

So turns out we were headed to “La Plazuela de Mariachis” (Plaza of Mariachis).   The entire side of the street was full of mariachis just hanging around waiting for a job… wow, only in Guatemala (and maybe Mexico).

After some heavy negotiating on Ana Lucia´s part, we returned to the house (followed by a van full of mariachis) to suprise Ana Lucia´s great aunt for a second time.

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Her great aunt being lead into the party room.  She was happy, she cried again…

And of course there was dancing...

And of course there was dancing...

Ana Lucia´s father dancing with the birthday girl

Ana Lucia´s father dancing with the birthday girl

Rock n´roll mariachi

Rock n´roll mariachi

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So I´m at a bit of a crossroads.  I have been working for Tono for a little over a week now.  Its been great, he has me designing the flooring in his house, geometrically analyzing  ancient mayan artifacts in CAD, and checking for grammatical errors in the book he´s writing.  Everything at work is good… except the commute.  In order to get to zone 10 of Guatemala City for 8:00 I need to leave Antigua at 5:15am.  This is not an uncommon time, Fabiola (1 of my Guatemalan sisters) leaves a little before 5:00 in order to get a seat on the bus and to beat the morning traffic.  I also need to be sure to make it back to the bus before dark because things tend to get a bit dicey once the sun goes down.

I´ve found a bus stop that allows me to get off the bus and walk about 30 min to work (which I don´t mind, its through a nice neighborhood), but on the way home, the bus doesn´t leave from the same place and I need to take a cab.  A bit of a pain in the ass…  I´m still trying to work out a system to make this a bit more do-able.

Empty Camioneta.  This was a bit of a risky shot to take, better to not flash cameras, valubles, etc...

Empty Camioneta. This was a bit of a risky shot to take, better to not flash cameras, valubles, etc...

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This picture in no way does the camoneta experience justice.  Just to paint the picture here, one must understand what camionetas are.  Camionetas are old US schoolbuses that have been converted into coal burning (based on the jet-black smoke they emmit), music blasting, clown car acting, race machines.  They are painted up in racey colors and have names like “Santa Maria” across their windshields.  A hairpin turn is no reason to slow down or even touch the brakes in one of these things.   And they play everything from Raggaeton to Spanish Pop to Britney Spears.

Camioneta

Camioneta

The middle corridor is only wide enough to walk down it sideways.  During peak time there are three people in each seat, and the entire corridor is filled with people standing.   By the way, when 3 people are in a seat, that means that the third person is sitting halfway in the aisle, do this on both sides and there´s no isle… But people still manage to fit in.   And the best part is when the guy comes to collect the money.  If you are riding standing up, he´s coming toward you, and you know he has to take your money and then somehow get by you.  The first time this happened, I was thinking “Not really sure how this is going to work here but lets see what happens”, but after alot of cramming and completely disregarding others´personal space, he somehow manages to get by…

Jaime told me a joke about the camionetas here, “How many Guatemalan´s can you fit on a camioneta?  Two more, there´s always room for 2 more…  and this really isn´t a joke, you see it every day.

This weekend I should be borrowing a macbook from Tono so I can use it in Antigua.  I´m hoping that this will really lessen the number of times I need to go to the office…  The house is here in Antigua, so the ideal situation would be to work here and just walk over to the house whenever I need to meet with Tono (he comes 2-3 times a week) or if I need to check up on anything.

So on Wednesday I went on a field trip through the school.  It was to a neighboring pueblo named San Mateo.  We were visiting a very small elementry school that supported itself by demostrating how to make tortillas and other typical Guatemalan food to tourists. 

We met in the park near my house a little before 8:00 to wait for our ride.  We were going to take a camionete (bus), but in typical Guatemalan fashion, we ended up taking a peekop (pickup)

Everybody in (all 10 of you)

Everybody in (all 10 of you... seriously)

 The ride was great and ended up taking about a half an hour or so.  We ended up doing pretty well.  In all we had 10 people.  Luckily, the truck was an extended cab, so we were able to fit quite a few people inside.   We weren´t so lucky on the way back and had to cram 12 people (including 2 local farmers).

When we got there we went on a hike around the town.  The landscape was beautiful.

San Mateo

San Mateo

Local construction

Local construction

Wind

Wind

Carrying water.  This is a daily climb of probably .5 miles each way

Carrying water. This is a daily climb of probably .5 miles (each way)

The niña with the Spongebob Squarepants backpack has spanish that is far superior than my own

I quickly came to the conclusion that the niña with the Spongebob Squarepants backpack has spanish that is far superior (in comparison to my own)

 After hiking it was time to eat…

Grinding the corn for the tortillas

Grinding the corn for the tortillas

Rolling the dough

Rolling the dough

Yes

Yes

Pipian, pollo, arroz, y tortilla

Pipian, pollo, arroz, y tortilla

So I went back to Guatemala City for the weekend. Marti and Carlos took me to market.

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Its for the pineapples (the knife)

Its for the pineapples (the knife)

Marti in the process of haggling

Marti in the process of haggling

An inevitably successful negotiation. Marti is no slouch when it comes to beating down the price.

An inevitably successful negotiation. Marti is no slouch when it comes to beating down the price.

Check the “Photos de Antigua” page for more market photos… (even though the market was in Guatemala city)