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So it`s come back around again… just got a big bite from the unemployment bug.  I actually officially lost both of my jobs on the same day.

I was taking a break from Kafka because I had been working there so much before I left for Costa Rica.  My plan was to continue working on design stuff here and there at Kafka and to work on getting another formal bar tending job somewhere else.  Unfortunately, when I went back to talk to Morgan about finishing the bar, he told me that there weren´t any available hours for at least a few weeks.

This is the same song that I got from Bistro.  Tourism is down… which is true.  The past few weeks had been very slow anyways.  With everybody going back to school, the bars really don´t fill up like they used to.

So what does this mean???  Hmm, good one, I`ll have to get back to you on that….

Things are on the horizon though…  and I really have my ear to the cosmos to tell me what to do.  Like being laid off last time, I don´t think it´s a bad thing.   This will make things happen alot faster then they normally would have…

So I´ll be spending a lot of time online in the next few weeks.  Looks like it may be time to try to find a {suspense music} real job.

Oh, and if anybody knows anybody in Argentina please let me know…

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So Sifu (my Kung Fu teacher) had us hit the ol’ punching bag a few (hundred) times last week.  Needless to say, my hands have been better…  Bar construction hasn’t helped either.  Over the past week and a half or so, I’ve been keeping track of the days by involuntarily adding a new mark to my hands at some point during the work day. 

Manos Pisados

Manos Pisados

And I’m pretty sure that making a drink with manos pisados doesn’t really make people want to order a second one…

Fortunately, my hands are a bit better now.  I’m excited to go on my trip to give them a bit of a break.

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So my camera is not only a piece, it`s officially broken.  After my whole experience with the con-artist/camera-repairman I decided to take things into my own hands and fix the camera myself.  I spent basically a whole weekend tinkering with this thing.  I took the entire lens apart, cleaned it, and then reassembled. 

Camera chingada in pieces

Camera chingada in pieces

Lens in pieces

Lens in pieces

Stella and Karla seem to think that I actually broke my camera by trying to fix it, however, the truth is that I actually did fix it.  I got the lens to close and got to the point where I could actually take a photo.  In my excitement of having fixed the camera, I took a photo (and date stamped it because I saw something like this coming)

Last shot

Last shot

This is what I got.  I was able to have it to take a shot but couldn`t get the shutter to open.  Shortly after, the lens decided to jam again and the camera is still in the same state it was in before I took it apart. 

I am still debating as to whether I should pay to bring it to another place to have them look at it.  Though it is slowly setting in, I still haven`t fully accepted the fact that my camera is dead.  I`ve looked into buying the same exact camera new and am coming to terms with the fact that this is probably the more realistic option.

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So I`m not sure if it was in addition to or apart from my other parasite experience (at this point I don`t even care), but I had another examine de heces (which by the way cost me Q300 or $40 and was made out to “Brina Jonez”).  It came up positive as having Helicobacter Pylori Antigeno.  After looking at the results, the doctor sent me home with 2 weeks of antibiotics and a few other perscriptions to aid me in the process of ridding my body of parasitos. 

Examine de heces

Examine de heces

 That being said, I have made my way down the road to recovery.  I have now finished all of my antibiotics, and all in all, things are basically back to normal.  I have now lost all interest in any kind of street food or whatever else that could possibly lead to another 6 weeks of diarria.  I think it is safe to say that I have learned my lesson (even though I still don`t even know what caused this whole thing)…

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Those of you that have been checking the photo section may have realized that this month`s number of photos has been pretty skimpy.  Unfortunately, this is due to the fact that my camera is temporarily out of commission.  I have found that taking my camera to work everyday (for 40 minutes of photo ops during the walk each way) has turned out to have negative effects on the camera.  There seems to be sand somewhere in the mechanism that closes the lens.  Now looking back, I guess it was something about doing construction/concrete work with the unprotected camera in my pocket that seemed to have caused the problem.  Who would`ve thought…

So about a 2 weeks ago I took the camera to get fixed.  I went to the kodak store in town who then recommended me to a shop that specalizes in fixing cameras.  It was somewhat difficult to find the shop, especially since there was no evidence of it even being a public building, let alone a camera shop.  There was no sign and nobody inside.  It was a tiny one room building with the doors opening into an all blue room with an unattended counter.  Very legitimate.

The fact that many people knew about the shop (since I had to ask for the whereabouts probably 5 times) reassured me that it had to be somewhat respectable.

I went in and knocked on the side of the wall.. this brought the owner out from behind a small partition behind the counter.  I went through what was wrong with my camera and asked how much it would cost to fix.  He told me that it would cost Q50 ($6.50) to disassemble the camera and, if it was only sand in the lens mechanism, it would then cost an additional Q200 ($26) to do a complete cleaning and replacement of small parts within the camera.  If there was something broken inside the camera it would most likely cost more money.  Since I have become an old miser with my money during my time here in Guatemala, I wanted to be able to see what was wrong with the camera before accepting to pay 30 pesos to just take out a grain of sand.  I clearly explained that I did not want to invest alot of money into an old camera that was probably on its way out anyways.  I also asked how much it would cost to fix the broken battery cover.  “probably about Q100″.  I told the guy to disassemble it and that I would be back in 2 days to hear what the diagnosis was.  I then took my reciept for Q50 and left.

Then, 2 days later, sensing that there was the possiblilty of BS on the horizon, I returned to the shop with my teacher Aura.  Since we came very early (3pm), the shop was closed.  We were about to walk away when a car pulled up and a man came to open the door.  He let us in and explained that he was the owner`s brother.  I described my camera to him and said that I had come back to hear what the problem was.  The man told me that it was going to cost Q200 to fix the problem.  I then asked to see the camera.  He then brought the camera out and gave it to me.  I looked it over, found that the battery cover had been mickey moused (but done well I`d have to admit), turned it on and off, and realized that the lense was now closing.  I was curious about what was going on here since I had clearly explained that I did not want to do anything with the camera until I had seen it unassembled.  “So he still has to fix it?” I ask.  “Ya, he`s taken the camera apart and found that it needs to be cleaned”.  “So he took the camera apart, found that it was dirty and then put it back together again to see if I wanted to fix it?”.  “Yep”.  “Hmm, that`s kind of weird”.  There was some definite funny business going on here… clearly a sign of the “gingo tax” being put into play here.  I`m almost positive the guy took a can of compressed air, blew out the lense, dislodged the sand, micky-moused the battery cover, and called it a day.  Now that it was fixed, he`d be guaranteed that he`d get the Q250 (for his “full camera maintenance”).

“So why did he put it back together if he needs to fix it?”.  “I don`t know, you`ll have to come back and talk to him, he`ll be here in about an hour”.  I started to walk away when Aura, sensing the shadyness of what was going on, said “are you going to leave the camera here”.  The brother, being the professional that he was, said “oh, ya, here you go” and gave me the camera. We then walked out of the store with camera in hand and the reciept in my bag.

So my plan was use the camera for a week, see if it continued to work, and then return to the store and pay what we had agreed on, Q50.  I figured that this would be the fair thing to do.  However, after a few days, the lense jammed again, leaving me in the same situation.

My next step is to buy a small screwdriver and just do it myself…  I`m still deciding about the Q50.

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So I had myself a visit to the doctors today.  After singing him my sad song, the doctor came to the conclusion that I have a parasite.

The parasite is called Giardia.  It´s a parasite that hides out in your upper digestive system.  Because it is so high up your system, it does not show up in any sort of laboratory tests, only if they put a tube down your throat.

After doing a quick google search a found a picture of the little assholes.

They`re totally smiling...

And they`re totally smiling...

I`ve been told that, in most cases, parasites hang out in your system for a long period of time.   One goes through periods where one seems to recover, only to be followed by a downward spiral back into sickness (and the bathroom).

After peleando with these guys for over a month, the gloves have now come off.  I now have a bag full of pills to put to good use.  I mean comon, they`re smiling…

I should hopefully be better in about a week…

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So it turns out that this whole idea of “It is getting better though, I think my resistance is building up.  This time was for only about a day and a half” turned out to be wishful thinking.  There`s still someting angry living in my digestive system.  I`m going to go see the doctor tomorrow.

The frequency of blog updates has heavily suffered due to being sick…

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So there was a Terremoto the other day.  The epicenter was in Honduras and was about a 7.2 on the richter scale.  We had a tremor at about 2:00 am.  It continued for about 30 seconds to a minute.  It was strong enough to get me out of bed to get under the door frame.  They`re pretty common here, this is about the 4th one that I`ve felt so far…

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So I have just recovered from being sick once again.  At this point its become a normal thing.  Every week or so… slam… sick again.  It is getting better though, I think my resistance is building up.  This time was for only about a day and a half.  I wasn`t feeling too bad, but then something about vomiting during my walk to work clued me into the fact that I was probably a bit under the weather again.  I have traced this time to a glass of tainted lemonade.  We were laying down the concrete floor for a house at work in the blazing sun and the mother came out with a nice cold glass of limonada peligrosa.  It is already somewhat difficult to refuse a genuine gift from the families but is even more difficult when you are suffering from boarderline heat stroke.  While fully aware that I was probably venturing into dangerous territory, I put aside my doubts about the particulate matter and ice cubes (which had a very low chance of being purified water) in the lemodade and drank it down.  Lesson learned.  I`ll be bringing a water bottle to work from now on…

I`m hoping that this is going to be the last time.  We will see.

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So I managed to get sick… again. There seems to be some sort of wave of sickness that has traveled through Stella`s house. Karla, Jaime, Terry (new student), and myself were all sick more or less within one week of eachother. At this point I was kind of tired and bored of spending all of my time in the bathroom, so I decided to get an examine de heces. The lab found nothing… which I guess is good news. Not sure what I did or ate, but there was something that was making me sick.

Anyways, I have since recovered and now feeling more or less normal (regular). Over the past 2-3 weeks I have been working hard on building up some sort of a resistance to whatever it is that has something against me.