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This past Tuesday, Stella, Karla, Karla`s friend Luzbin, and I went to Monterico.  It`s a beach on the Pacific side of Guatemala.

beach side hotels/whatnot

beachside hotels/whatnot

The beaches in Guatemala are a bit different, they have volcanic black sand…  and the waves are ridiculous.  I went in to swim for a bit.  On about the fourth wave or so, for about 2 seconds I literally thought I was going to drown.  Later that day we saw somebody get rescued by a lifeguard.  Lost his bathing suit in the process, but he ended up being ok.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOu5MHUzpb4[/youtube]

Note: video does not do justice to size of waves or Brian`s wicked tan line.

Hammock time with Gallo in hand.  Buenisimo.

Hammock time with Gallo in hand. Buenisimo.

On the way back, the bus was full of borachos.  There was dancing, singing, yelling… a bit of everything.  At one point on the way home, the bus driver pulled over next to a large jocote tree next to somebody`s house.  About 10 people then filed out of the bus and began picking/stealing jocotes off of the tree.

Two jocote theifs.  I have chosen to post a blurry photo to protect their identity

Two jocote marigñon (cashew fruit) thieves. Photo has been blurred to protect their identity.

Everybody then filed back into the bus with bags full of jocotes.  We then continued home.

7 comments

sabrina

May 10th, 2009

haha… you gain weight?

Miguel

May 10th, 2009

so did that sand hafta be surgically extracted from your chest?

May 10th, 2009

I was literally finding grains of sand in my ears for days following…

Mom

May 11th, 2009

Maybe you could take a Cruz Roja lifeguard course and get a job on the beach.

U-HAUL

May 12th, 2009

nice tan line, brian….your red tan is such an amusement….can you be darker like old people from Florida at curtain point? or that is just an impossible mission to achieve….good one anyway….all you need is tie-dye shirts, dreadlocks, Guatemalan wife and little brian joneses….then you complete stereotypical gringo look in central america…..

duffy

May 18th, 2009

Way to keep the pantalones at a decent elevation. Number one rule in battling waves: Maintaining your dignity, even if it costs you oxygen.

Jen

May 22nd, 2009

OMG, listen to you speaking spanish! Looking good, bro

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